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Tuesday, October 20, 2009

A 31 Year Evolution of the Automobile

Monday, October 19, 2009

Manicure Set

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Toilet Mug

Joke - Farting Problem

There's a woman that has a big problem when it came to farting.

She farts all the time, yet is never able to smell or hear them.

So one day she decides to go to the doctor about the problem.

She tells him how she is always leaving these long, hard farts that she can never smell or hear.

The doctor thinks about it and sends her home with some pills, telling her to come back a week later.

When she comes back to his office, she tells him how she still is having these horrible farts, but now they smell like rotting eggs.

The doctor's only reaction to this was... “It's good to know we cleared up your sinuses. Now to work on your hearing....”

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Joke - Viagra

Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight...

When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills.

His son said, "I don't think you should take one Dad; they're very strong and very expensive."

"How much?" asked Grandpa.

"$10.00 a pill," answered his son.

"I don't care," said Grandpa, "I'd still like to try one, and before we leave in the morning, I'll put the money under your pillow."

Later the next morning, the son found $110.00 under his pillow. He called Grandpa and said, "I told you, each pill was $10.00, not $110.00.

"I know," said Grandpa. "The hundred is from Grandma!"

Angela Merkel

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Hamburger Dress

Friday, October 9, 2009

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Friday, September 25, 2009

Joke - Universal laws

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of the Telephone: If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law of the Bath: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Law of the Theatre: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, you boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Rugs and Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpeting.

Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.

Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

Mini Crane Vehicle

BYO (Bring Your Own)

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Your Ancestor

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Irish Yoga

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