Joke - Two Different Doctors
Two patients limp into two different medical clinics, with the same complaint.
Both have trouble walking, and appear to require a hip replacement.
The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day, and has a time booked for surgery the following week.
The SECOND sees her family doctor, after waiting 3 weeks for an appointment, then waits 3 months to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn't reviewed for another week, and is still waiting 6 months later to have her surgery scheduled.
Why the different treatment for the two patients?
The FIRST is a Golden Retriever.
The SECOND is a Senior Citizen.
So if I need a hip replacement, I am going to a vet!
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But I'd only go to a vet if you're comfortable with one of the options for treatment being euthanasia!
ha wow I love this site it's so awesome!
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