Thursday, April 30, 2009

Morse Code Phone


Kentucky Fried Chicken by Colonel Sanders

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

3D Movie Theater

Friday, April 24, 2009

Pick Your Nose


Erotic Mushroom

Help Wanted

Toyota Camry

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Weird News - Fla. Lotto Winner Seeks to Open a Nude Dude Ranch

The Associated Press

You've heard of nude beaches, but how about a nude dude ranch? Tim Clements hit a $3.3 million jackpot in 2004, and wants to return to the farm life he grew up in. Clements and David Jennings, co-owner of the ranch, said the farm is secluded enough to be in the buff.

But they have two big problems — local zoning laws and a nudity ban in Hernando County.

Clements said they'll try to get the necessary paperwork, but if they can't get approval he'll close the CJ Ranch again to all but friends.

Though their Web site says clothing is optional, there is a caveat: Everyone "must wear pants and boots to ride the horses."

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Dildo Road Sign

Rubber Fist

I Love Pussies

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Super Fat Dog

Friday, April 17, 2009

Joke - The Irish Prostitute

An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years.

Upon her return, her Father cussed her.

“Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line?”

“Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?”

The girl, crying, replied, “Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...”

“Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.”

“OK, Dad-- as ye wish.”

“I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate.”

“For me little brother, this gold Rolex.”

“And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club.............. (takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Year’s Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and.....”

“Now what was it ye said ye had become?” says Dad.

Girl, crying again, “Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.”

“Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl!”

“I thought ye said a Protestant, come here and give yer old Dad a hug.”

Good, Cheap, Fast

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Together Warm

Low Budget Model

Turtle Bun

Monday, April 13, 2009

Wicked Mustache

Cowboy Skates

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Huge Penis

Doner Card

Fitness First: Bus Stop Advertising

Out of Control

Friday, April 3, 2009

Reasons for Using Internet Explorer