Funny Pictures Blog

Funny Product - Zhu Zhu Pets Hamster Mr. Squiggles - Light Brown

2009-11-19T20:19:00.004+07:00

Product Description

Each Zhu Zhu Hamter has its own unique personality & whimsical sounds. Loving Mode: Pet them, love them, hear them chatter Explore Mode: Let them scoot, scamper, across the floor. Provide them with their Hamster Habitat.

Funny Product - DCI I Am Not a Paper Cup

2009-10-29T22:25:00.003+07:00

Product Description

Double walled, thermal porcelain cup with silicone lid. Holds up to 10-ounce.

Funny Product - Charlie Brown Yellow Zig-Zag Peanuts T-shirt

2009-10-29T22:18:00.004+07:00

Product Description

Be like Chuck! The zig-zag stripe goes completely around this solid yellow cotton t-shirt just like our favorite bad luck guy wore.

A 31 year evolution of the automobile

2009-10-20T14:18:00.002+07:00

Funny Product - Dear Santa, I Want It ALL! funny christmas T-shirt

2009-10-20T13:58:00.002+07:00

Product Description

These hilarious t-shirts are made of a 100% fully machine washable cotton/poly blend for a cool and comfortable fit every time. They feature insanely funny phrases and pictures. Shocking and bold, stand out at the bar, school or just lounge around the house.

Manicure Set

2009-10-20T13:17:00.001+07:00

Funny Product - Mullins Square Lobster Baby Costume

2009-10-18T11:58:00.002+07:00

Product Features

* Our costumes all have detailed applique
* Made of high quality materials
* One size fits up to 25 pounds
* 100% polyester satin

Toilet Mug

2009-10-18T11:49:00.000+07:00

Joke - Farting Problem

2009-10-18T11:47:00.000+07:00

There's a woman that has a big problem when it came to farting.

She farts all the time, yet is never able to smell or hear them.

So one day she decides to go to the doctor about the problem.

She tells him how she is always leaving these long, hard farts that she can never smell or hear.

The doctor thinks about it and sends her home with some pills, telling her to come back a week later.

When she comes back to his office, she tells him how she still is having these horrible farts, but now they smell like rotting eggs.

The doctor's only reaction to this was... “It's good to know we cleared up your sinuses. Now to work on your hearing....”

Joke - Viagra

2009-10-12T12:48:00.000+07:00

Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight...

When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills.

His son said, "I don't think you should take one Dad; they're very strong and very expensive."

"How much?" asked Grandpa.

"$10.00 a pill," answered his son.

"I don't care," said Grandpa, "I'd still like to try one, and before we leave in the morning, I'll put the money under your pillow."

Later the next morning, the son found $110.00 under his pillow. He called Grandpa and said, "I told you, each pill was $10.00, not $110.00.

"I know," said Grandpa. "The hundred is from Grandma!"

Angela Merkel

2009-10-12T12:42:00.002+07:00

Hamburger Dress

2009-10-11T13:29:00.001+07:00

Light Beer

2009-10-09T23:10:00.001+07:00

Joke - Universal laws

2009-09-25T22:36:00.001+07:00

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of the Telephone: If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law of the Bath: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Law of the Theatre: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, you boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Rugs and Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpeting.

Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.

Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

Mini Crane Vehicle

2009-09-25T22:26:00.001+07:00

BYO (Bring Your Own)

2009-09-25T22:22:00.001+07:00

Your Ancestor

2009-09-18T04:06:00.001+07:00

Irish Yoga

2009-09-14T02:03:00.001+07:00

Times are Changing

2009-09-14T02:01:00.002+07:00

Funny Product - Just Married Flip Flops - Stamp Your Message in the Sand!

2009-09-10T22:04:00.002+07:00

Product Features

* 10 inch Flip Flops, fit womens sizes 8-10
* Leaves an Imprint in the sand that says "Just Married"
* A Great shower gift!

Product Description

Foam Rubber And Plastic Women's White Just Married Flip Flops. The sole leaves an imprint in the sand. 10" Fits sizes 8-10.

Funny Product - Insta Poop Turd in a Can

2009-09-10T21:56:00.002+07:00

Product Features

* Each 5" can has enough poop to make quite a mess.
* It even smells like real poop!

Product Description

Insta Poop. AKA instant smelly sh*t or turd in a can. Just shake well and spray some in a swirl pattern and you'll have a instant pile of poop. Of course everyone will be wondering who to blame it on. Looks and smells really bad. (Please read instructions on can before using. Do not spray directly on person, furniture or clothing.)

Matchmaking Website Ad

2009-09-10T19:06:00.002+07:00

Level of Noise vs. Time you get home

2009-09-10T19:00:00.002+07:00

End of Drive Test

2009-09-06T04:54:00.005+07:00

Joke - Maths

2009-08-31T02:48:00.000+07:00

A little boy was doing his maths homework.

He said to himself, “Two plus five, the son of a b!tch is seven.”

“Three plus six, the son of a b!tch is nine...”

His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, “What are you doing?”

The little boy answered, “I'm doing my maths homework, Mom.”

“And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?” the mother asked.

“Yes,” he answered.

Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, “What are you teaching my son in maths?”

The teacher replied, “Right now, we are learning addition.”

The mother asked, “And are you teaching them to say two plus two, the Son Of a b!tch is four?”

After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, “What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four.”

Bar Rules

2009-08-31T02:42:00.001+07:00

Funny Product - Jim Shore Disney's Mickey Mouse Happy Haunt Figurine

2009-08-23T23:22:00.000+07:00

Product Description

Stone resin. Measures approximately 7.5" tall. Comes in attractive gift box.

Weird News - Man spells out marriage proposal in Ohio field

2009-08-22T15:07:00.001+07:00

The Associated Press

A wheat farm, large plastic letters and his dad's small plane? Jason Kahle thought it had a ring to it. He took his 23-year-old girlfriend, Aleasha Decker, up in the air Aug. 9 under the guise of photographing some relatives' houses in Kalida, about 60 miles southwest of Toledo in northwestern Ohio.

As Kahle's dad steered the plane, Decker looked out the window. She saw the question "Aleasha, marry me?" in 20-foot sheet plastic letters on top of a harvested field. She turned to find Kahle holding out a ring.

A wedding date has been set for June 5, 2010.

Funny Product - Collector's Edition Batman Adult Costume - Standard One-Size - Adult Costumes

2009-08-22T09:46:00.001+07:00

Product Description

This full latex costume has sculpted muscle pieces for the perfect look. Costume includes: cape, chest piece, upper arm pieces, gloves with gauntlets, boot covers, upper leg pieces, belt, and cowl. This is an officially licensed Batman costume.

Weird News - Cincinnati man arrested 146 times since 1998

2009-08-21T22:43:00.000+07:00

The Associated Press

Authorities said Bennie Crabtree is the most-arrested man in the county. Records show he has been arrested 146 times since 1998, when Hamilton County's record-keeping system was updated. Veteran police officers said he was arrested many more times in the decades before that.

Crabtree's record includes criminal trespassing, disorderly conduct and theft. Police say he steals food and intrudes in places such as the University of Cincinnati, hospitals and businesses. He's never done anything serious enough to be sent to prison.

Because of jail overcrowding, he's now often released hours after arrest.

Police say the 61-year-old man has lived mostly on the streets and has some mental problems.

A social worker says Crabtree is lonely.

Funny Product - Star Wars Darth Vader Collector's (Supreme) Edition Adult Costume - Adult Costumes

2009-08-21T22:35:00.001+07:00

Product Description

Costume includes jumpsuit with faux leather pants and sleeves, flaring cape from Lucas Studios original patterns, gauntlets (gloves), and heavy duty injection molded plastic armor pieces: collar, shoulder guards, boot tops, chest piece, belt, and supreme

Funny Product - Halo 3 Master Chief Supreme Edition Adult Costume - Adult Costumes

2009-08-21T22:32:00.001+07:00

Product Description

Includes: Quilted jumpsuit with EVA armor, two-piece deluxe helmet, gauntlets and boot tops. This is an officially licensed Halo 3 costume.

The Simpsons

2009-08-18T21:22:00.003+07:00

Not Funny

2009-08-15T11:17:00.001+07:00

Speeding

2009-08-15T11:07:00.002+07:00

Facts of Life

2009-08-15T10:57:00.004+07:00

English is a difficult language

2009-08-07T11:37:00.002+07:00

Muffins

2009-08-03T10:06:00.001+07:00

Wii Sports Results

2009-08-03T00:32:00.001+07:00

Fresh Pork

2009-07-14T12:21:00.002+07:00

Cool Sneakers

2009-07-14T12:07:00.003+07:00

Trouser Expander

2009-07-10T13:04:00.002+07:00

Ironing

2009-07-10T12:24:00.001+07:00

The 5 Bottles of Life

2009-07-04T22:57:00.003+07:00

Weird News - Georgia man wins big lottery prizes twice in week

2009-06-25T12:12:00.001+07:00

The Associated Press

A 62-year-old man struck it big twice in the Georgia Lottery. Earl Fritz won the top prize of $777,777 in the instant game Super Lucky 7's. That dwarfed the $1,000 he won a week earlier in a different game. The carpenter said he felt lucky a week ago and now feels a little bit luckier.

Fritz said he didn't realize he had won the big prize at first because he wasn't wearing his glasses.

The first win came in the instant game Extreme Green.

Fritz and his wife have not decided what to do with the money.

Weird News - Montana woman uses chickens as therapy animals

2009-06-25T12:09:00.000+07:00

The Associated Press

Therapy dogs can be a comfort for seniors and those recovering from illnesses and injuries. So how about therapy chickens? Jana Clairmont of Polson, Mont., calls her therapy birds — a white rooster and Cornish game hen — "Fowl Play."

On Thursday, she took them to visit residents at Polson Health and Rehabilitation Center in northeast Montana.

Many seniors were raised on farms, Clairmont says, and holding a chicken can bring back memories.

As one man stroked the rooster, Alex, the bird stretched out his neck and rested it across the man's forearm, like a puppy.

Clairmont has arranged visits to retirement and assisted living homes, and says she'd like to take Alex and Carlita, the hen, into classrooms this fall.

Joke - Old Man

2009-06-25T12:07:00.000+07:00

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.

“I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look,” she says.

“What’s your secret for a long happy life?”

“I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day,” he responds.

“I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fat foods, and never exercise.”

“That’s amazing,” the woman answered, “How old are you?”

“Forty-six,” he said.

Bacon Lip Balm

2009-06-16T23:43:00.001+07:00

Funny Product - My Pen is Huge Funny T-shirt

2009-06-15T13:00:00.002+07:00

Golfer = Prayer

2009-06-15T12:57:00.001+07:00

PAC-MAN HotHeads

2009-06-15T12:53:00.001+07:00

What a Woman Means

2009-06-13T13:24:00.002+07:00

Barack Hussein Obama

2009-06-10T01:32:00.002+07:00

The Obamanator

2009-06-10T01:22:00.002+07:00

Carpet Mouse Pad

2009-06-10T01:21:00.002+07:00

Joke - Latex Gloves

2009-06-10T01:18:00.001+07:00

A doctor complains to his colleagues about the sanitary problems at a latex glove factory in Mexico.

"Workers stick their hands in melted latex and then dip their hands in a vat of cooling water to solidify the latex. The glove is then thrown in a finished products box."

His colleagues are disgusted by the lack of care taken in keeping the gloves sanitary.

"That's not all," says the doctor, "You don't even want to know how they make their condoms!"

Wi-Fi INSIDE

2009-06-10T01:11:00.002+07:00

Your Father

2009-06-06T23:04:00.003+07:00

Cock

2009-06-06T22:53:00.001+07:00

PMS Kit

2009-06-03T23:31:00.001+07:00

The Grass

2009-06-03T23:22:00.000+07:00

Chest Wig

2009-06-02T13:46:00.002+07:00

Too Old

2009-06-02T13:35:00.003+07:00

Joke - 9999999999

2009-06-02T13:31:00.000+07:00

One day, on 9/9/99, a man woke up at 9:09 a.m. in the morning, jumped on Bus #99 and went to his favorite restaurant on 9th Street.

When the cashier rang up his order, it totaled $9.99.

"Oh, wow, this is an omen!" the man said, so he bought a pair of cheap binoculars at the 99¢ store, pulled out 99 cents in fares and took Bus #99 to the Race Track.

As he approached Gate No. 9, he said to the ticket agent: "I would like to bet $999.99 on Horse No. 9 in the 9th race."

"Why those particular numbers?" the ticket agent asked.

"Nine seems to be my lucky number today," the man said excitedly, "I'm really on a roll!"

Feeling confident, he sat through the first eight races until Race No. 9 came up. Sure enough, he was on a roll.

The horse came in ninth.

Belt Height

2009-05-31T15:02:00.002+07:00

Joke - Looking for me!

2009-05-31T15:00:00.001+07:00

The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers.

He dialled the employees’ home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whispered, “Hello?”.

Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster the boss asked, “Is your Daddy home?”

“Yes,” whispered the small voice.

“May I talk with him?” the man asked.

To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, “No.”

Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, “Is your Mommy there?”

“Yes,” came the answer.

“May I talk with her?”

Again, the small voice whispered, “No.”

Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left home alone, the boss decided he would just leave a message with the person who should be there watching over the child.

“Is there any one there besides you?” the boss asked the child.

“Yes,” whispered the child, “a policeman.”

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee’s home, the boss asked, “May I speak with the policeman?”

“No, he’s busy,” whispered the child.

“Busy doing what?” asked the boss.

“Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman” came the whispered answer.

Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the ear piece on the phone, the boss asked, “What is that noise?”

“A hello-copper,” answered the whispering voice.

“What is going on there?” asked the boss, now alarmed.

In an awed whispering voice the child answered, “The search team just landed the hello-copper!”

Alarmed, concerned, and more than just a little frustrated, the boss asked, “Why are they there?”

Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle, “They’re looking for me!”

Fast Food: Calories Per Dollar

2009-05-31T14:49:00.002+07:00

Modeling Agency

2009-05-30T23:59:00.001+07:00

Why Carry a Gun?

2009-05-30T23:51:00.002+07:00

Wrong Parking

2009-05-29T15:54:00.004+07:00

Reflection

2009-05-29T15:49:00.002+07:00

Funny Product - This Is Not A Joke Funny Welcome Doormat

2009-05-29T00:47:00.001+07:00

Product Features

* olefin
* measures 18 inches by 27 inches
* great gift

Product Description

This indoor/outdoor doormat offers up a hysterical 'interactive greeting' for homes, offices and starter mansions. Made of 100% Olefin® with bound stitched edges. Printed with color-fast ink for durability.

Joke - Engineer

2009-05-29T00:40:00.001+07:00

There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical.

After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he happily retired.

Several years later, the company contacted him regarding a seemingly impossible problem they were having with one of their multi-million dollar machines.

They had tried everything and everyone to get the machine fixed, but to no avail.

In desperation, they called on the retired engineer who had solved so many of their problems in the past.

The engineer reluctantly took the challenge.

He spent a day studying the huge machine.

At the end of the day, he marked a small “x” in chalk on a particular component of the machine and proudly stated, “This is where your problem is.”

The part was replaced and the machine worked perfectly again.

The company received a bill for $5000 from the engineer for his services.

They demanded an itemized accounting of his charges.

The engineer responded:

One chalk mark . . . . . . . . . . . . . $1
Knowing where to put it . . . . . . . $4999

Labtop????

2009-05-29T00:36:00.002+07:00

Frisbee

2009-05-29T00:34:00.002+07:00

Piracy is Green

2009-05-26T23:17:00.002+07:00

Funny Product - Trust Me I'm A Jedi T-shirt, Funny T-shirts

2009-05-26T23:07:00.001+07:00

Funny Product - BOYFRIEND PILLOW

2009-05-26T23:02:00.000+07:00

Product Features

* Soft and comfortable body pillow
* Great sleeping companion for lonely people
* Feel the embrace a real man without the snoring, smell, tossing or turning
* A Fun and Original gift idea

Product Description

Boyfriend Pillow lets you cuddle all night! Get the comfort and support you crave from a guy without the constant snoring, tossing and turning. Ultra-comfymemory foam is shaped like a man's torso to hug you snugly and make you feel warm and safe while you sleep.

Funny Product - My Weigh FunWeigh Fun Talking Digital Bath Bathroom Weight Scale 440 Lb Capacity

2009-05-26T11:23:00.001+07:00

Product Features

* The My Weigh FUNWEIGH is the hottest new gift item
* It not only is a full featured talking scale but it also jokes with you about your weight
* Extra-large, stable weighing platform - Reads in Pounds/Kilograms
* Weigh Capacity 440 lb /200kg - Accurate within 1% of actual weight
* Operates on 4 AA batteries (included!) - 30 Year Lifetime Warranty

Product Description

FunWeigh Fun Talking Digital Bath Bathroom Weight Scale 440 Lb Capacity The My Weigh FUNWEIGH is the hottest new gift item. It not only is a full featured talking scale but it also jokes with you about your weight Here s an example weighing; Two Hundred Thirty Four Point Five Pounds, You re not big boned you re just Fat! The Funweigh cycles randomly through 8 joke expressions including You re a Deucer, Its a good thing I talk because you probably cant see me, gasp gasp cant breathe, Back AWAY from the scale "Hey, get Pavarotti off me!" This scale is a sure fire hit for the Holiday season. Its available but please book your orders quickly as were sure to sell out quick! Various funny voice commands (can say 'hello', 'good-bye', 'I think you just broke me!', 'Is someone else on here with you?', 'Eh, eh...I can't breathe','It's a good thing I can talk, 'cause you probably can't see me', among other sayings) Extra-large, stable weighing platform. Automatically turns on when you step on the scale (feature called 'Step-&-Weigh'). Reads in Pounds/Kilograms. Accurate within 1% of actual weight. Extra-large digital-display. Voice/Jokes can be disabled (for use as a normal scale) Weigh Capacity 440 lb /200kg Accuracy / Reads to 0.2lb / 0.1 kg Various Funny Voice Commands Extra Large Stable Weighing Platform Automatically turns on when you step on the scale (Step & Weigh) Reads in Pounds and Kilograms Accurate within 1% of Body Weight Extra Large Digital Display Operates on 4 AA batteries (included!) Easy to use and program You can turn voice off 30 Year Lifetime Warranty

Emergency Instructions

2009-05-26T11:08:00.002+07:00

Bicycle Mower

2009-05-26T11:05:00.001+07:00

Funny Product - Fanny Bank Funny Farting Ass Crack Coin Drop Bank

2009-05-25T21:43:00.002+07:00

Product Features

* Makes a fart sound when you add money
* Kids love to save money in this bank
* Great Gift

Product Description

Stop leaving those coins on the dresser, in some old water jug tucked away in a closet, or in your car's ashtray. With our hilarious Fanny Bank, saving your pennies will be a real gas! Drop in a coin and hear this bank fart in digital audio. It's so loud and so disgusting, you won't want to stop dropping coins in the crack! This bank is fun, practical and entertaining! And don't worry, you don't have to smash this piggy bank, the coins can be easily removed by sliding off the top of the bank. (Requires 3 AA Batteries, Not Included)

Why Men Get Married

2009-05-25T21:30:00.003+07:00

Funny Product - Child's Toilet Bowl Costume

2009-05-25T12:11:00.002+07:00

Product Features

* Makes a great Halloween costume
* Costume includes fabric mounted over foam
* Costume also includes silver lame flush handle and over the head bodysuit
* Costume fits most kids

Joke - Shave and a Haircut

2009-05-25T12:08:00.001+07:00

A man enters a barber shop for a shave.

While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.

"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer.

"Just place this between your cheek and gum."

The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced.

After a few strokes the client asks in garbled speech, "And what if I swallow it?"

"No problem," says the barber.

"Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."

Empty

2009-05-25T12:05:00.000+07:00

Funny Product - Sumo Wrestler Costume Adult

2009-05-24T19:21:00.001+07:00

Technical Details

* This is a BRAND NEW costume in original packaging.
* This is a great Halloween costume item!
* Size: Standard Oversized Costume

Product Description

Practice the ancient art of Sumo! Gather around the ring this Halloween and let the bout begin. Costume includes bodysuit and headpiece. This adult men's costume is made of 100% Polyester. Hand wash in cold water, Line Dry. Sumo Wrestler funny costume for men is available in adult size Standard Size 40-44.

WWF Clock

2009-05-24T19:14:00.000+07:00

Funny Product - White Tuxedo T-Shirt

2009-05-24T14:14:00.001+07:00

Product Features

* cotton

Product Description

100% preshrunk cotton with design printed on the front, 5.6 oz with shoulder-to-shoulder tape with a seamless collar, and double needle construction throughout.

Funny Product - Party Pooper Fake Human Poop

2009-05-24T14:03:00.003+07:00

Product Features

* Fake Realistic Poop
* Looks so Real
* Scare your friends and family with this

Product Description

Imagine the look on your girlfriend, friend, or wifes face when she walks in the bathroom and encounters this "Load". This fake poop provides hours of entertainment and horror!

YouTube Addict

2009-05-24T11:33:00.001+07:00

Joke - Heart Transplant

2009-05-24T11:31:00.000+07:00

An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor.

The doctor said, "We have three possible donors.

The first donor is a young, healthy athlete who died in an automobile accident.

The second donor is a middle-aged businessman who never drank or smoked and who died flying his private jet.

And, the third donor is an attorney who died after practicing law for 30 years.

Which do you want?"

After some careful thought, the patient replied, "I'll take the lawyer's heart."

After a successful transplant, the doctor asked the patient why he had chosen the lawyer's heart.

"It was easy," explained the patient...

"I wanted a heart that hadn't been used."

Level of Usability

2009-05-22T14:51:00.001+07:00

Mustang V8

2009-05-22T14:49:00.000+07:00

Employees Must Wash Hands

2009-05-22T14:47:00.001+07:00

Shaven Pussies

2009-05-21T23:07:00.000+07:00

Treadmill

2009-05-21T22:58:00.001+07:00

Soccer Field

2009-05-21T00:13:00.000+07:00

Closed

2009-05-19T08:47:00.001+07:00

Ideal Office Timetable

2009-05-19T08:44:00.000+07:00